Capita£ester And His Boy

the purest thing about dan and phil is the sheer volume of respect, support and unconditional love they have for each other

regardless of whether you think thats romantic love or platonic love, i think we can all agree it’s beautiful

royalharkinian:

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:49:20 -0600

royalharkinian:

danhowellgifs:for @scifiphan 👃🏻😚

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 20:49:07 -0600

danhowellgifs:

for @scifiphan 👃🏻😚

glittergradient:phil giving even less fucks than dan is the real character development of...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:28:47 -0600

glittergradient:

phil giving even less fucks than dan is the real character development of twentygayteen

quiffedphil: supportive

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:28:17 -0600

quiffedphil:

supportive

phloridas: phil finally got his revenge for dan telling the world he plays fortnite naked on the...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 19:05:54 -0600

phloridas:

phil finally got his revenge for dan telling the world he plays fortnite naked on the sofa good job

shamewaddle:(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:58:30 -0600

shamewaddle:

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reblog if your name isn't Ashley.

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 18:58:22 -0600

amanda1star:

thatonenerdtm:

itsthemoooooooooon:

undeadanimelover:

itsthemoooooooooon:

maggsawkwardextravert:

lucifer-isnt-alone:

immortal-goldfish:

skadiyoko:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Ashley and counting!

We’ll find you Ashley.

This post is scandalous.

reblogging because ashley cant.

I tried scrolling past this, I really did

I also tried to scroll but my self conscious was like “maggie.”

wh
why are you lookin for ashley

Because reasonssssssssssssss

THAT DOESNT CLEAR UP ANYTHI-

Where are you Ashley?

Finally I can reblog this!

darrynek: Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:03:08 -0600

darrynek:

Some lady next to me at the airport was crying hysterically, she got up, came back with McDonald’s and she stopped crying the second she started eating

thoughtfullightcollectionii: If you still, for some inexplicable reason, still need proof that Dan...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 15:01:54 -0600

thoughtfullightcollectionii:

If you still, for some inexplicable reason, still need proof that Dan Howell is in deep and constant love with Phil Lester you need to go watch the IG story Dan posted on 24.06.18 He films a rumpled Phil, his hair mussed, glasses on, watching the scenery fly by the window of their car. Phil obviously doesn’t know he’s filming. Isn’t trying to be cute or funny or pretty for the camera. He’s just relaxed in his seat watching the scenery. And Dan films him like that. Dan looks at Phil and his heart goes soft and he smiles a little and he pulls out his phone and films Phil at rest. Phil just being Phil and not doing anything particularly special. And that’s the kind of quiet love that they have after nearly 10 years together.

Dan still finds Phil beautiful and interesting even in their private moments. And he wants us to see it too.

I kinda hate him.

the-space-dyke: According to my calculations, Veronica Sawyer would be 46 years old this year. That...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:17:02 -0600

the-space-dyke:

According to my calculations, Veronica Sawyer would be 46 years old this year. That means if she had a kid, they would most likely be high school aged. You know who’s in high school and would be the perfect match as Veronica’s daughter? That’s right, Janis Sarkisian! Just think, they both hate the popular kids, they’re both played by the same person, they’re both killer women, and both are also rebels. This will probably never be cannon, but it’s an awesome thought.

dancingwdinosaurs: charminglyantiquated: nicedildo: halfrican—queen: kkristoff: cold-never-bothe...

Sun, 24 Jun 2018 09:16:34 -0600

dancingwdinosaurs:

charminglyantiquated:

nicedildo:

halfrican—queen:

kkristoff:

cold-never-bothered-me-anyways:

Arabian Little Red Riding Hood with a red hijab

A Japanese Snow White with her coveted pale skin and shiny black hair

Mexican Cinderella with colorful Mexican glass blown slippers

Greek Beauty and the Beast where Beast is a minotaur

Culture-bent fairy tales that keep key canonical characteristics

GIVE ME THESE I M M E D I A T E L Y

Afro-Caribbean Rapunzel with 75-ft-long dreads.

so i uh

I really liked this idea

(separate art post here)

i love this!!!!!

rnemory: miumiu94: I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store This perfectly captures...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 21:02:06 -0600

rnemory:

miumiu94:

I need to be the hottest person at the grocery store

This perfectly captures my ridiculous inner monologue that revolves around impressing other people in the most oblique ways

fortunatelyburningenthusiast: ….. I did another thing. Not...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:22:58 -0600

fortunatelyburningenthusiast:

….. I did another thing.

Not sorry.

broodingsoul: deadlychildartemis: extolian: i-b15: jackorino: p0tbarbie: p0tbarbie: every...

Sat, 23 Jun 2018 20:22:39 -0600

broodingsoul:

deadlychildartemis:

extolian:

i-b15:

jackorino:

p0tbarbie:

p0tbarbie:

every single negative stereotype about women was dreamt up by men who were projecting. fight me about it.

“women can’t drive”

It is so well known that women are better and safer drivers than men that OUR CAR INSURANCE RATES ARE LOWER. Women get into fewer accidents, get fewer DUIs, and receive fewer speeding tickets than men.

“women never shut up”

Several scientific studies have shown that not only do men talk more than women, they also think that women have been talking for much longer than they actually have. Men interrupt and talk over women, dominate conversations, and still think women talk too much.

“women are shallow”

Lol next

“my wife is my ball and chain lmao”

Multiple studies have shown that marriage between men and women:
Increases male lifespan, decreases female lifespan
Decreases male depression rates, increases female depression rates
Decreases male stress levels, increases female stress levels
Increases male health and happiness, decreases female health and happiness
Increases a man’s chance of getting a raise or promotion, decreases a woman’s chances of getting a raise or promotion

“women are too emotional”

Men love to say this about women after hurting them, in order to shift the blame and dismiss their feelings in one go. In reality, women are taught to hold our tongues and control ourselves quite literally from birth. We’re taught to put men’s needs and wants ahead of our own emotions regardless of the personal cost. Men are taught to do more or less whatever the fuck they want to women. Men take their emotions out on women while women are expected to shove theirs down.

I could go on and on but I don’t really think I need to.

“women can’t drive” (The Guardian) (CBS News) (Insurance Institute for Highway Safety)

“women talk to much” (PBS, resources included)

“women are shallow” (just read the book, Dataclysm. by okcupid founder (?) that includes data about sex, gender, race, in finding online romantic partners)

“ball and chain” (University of London)

for all you pissbabies crying about sources

Educate your misogynist selves 💁🏻

Wow. Very enlightening. But men are better navigators than women according to science.

Then go on a hike

Yes hello 911 I would like to report that tumblr user extolian is dead, he was straight up murdered